Dear Mr. Donor,

However may I thank you? It is such a wonderful feeling to have spent too much money on spending time with Ben at the pumpkin patch, etc... and then I get a check in the mail from the State Comptroller (child support) for almost the total amount of the power bill I was worried about. So, even though you are a sorry excuse for a father. I forgive you. I like the relationship we've worked out. You are never here for anything. I dont have to share my child. I don't have to listen to anyone else's opinion because unlike good fathers, you don't have an opinion about anything. I don't even need to keep you updated on how Ben is doing because even if I tell you that he has the flu, you don't respond. So, thank you for doing the best possible thing you could do for your son. Especially with your view on women (we are crazy, only useful for sex or sandwiches, and best if dumb), and don't let me forget your warped religious attitude ( Crowleyism, do what thou wilst.. oh, and the satanic looking pagan goat lady with large breasts and the fact that your church mass involves sex? ok, whatever that's all about... To each his own, just not MY own) I would hate for Ben to look up to you. If you were his role model I would cry. Alot. Thank you for staying out of our lives. Thanks for the money, too.